[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

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i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

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advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

w o w

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WAIT! Here’s a better of Rihanna acting out for attention.
She has a penis clutch. A penis clutch that she’s using as a mock penis. Do you get it?
Bitch, is funnnnnnay!
The Infamous Middle Finger